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Are you an idiot? (v.0.96g)

Author: Anufis

Patch Compatibility:
1.24e - 1.27a LAN: Compatible1.32 - 1.36 Reforged: Compatible3.0.x Definitive: Untested
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58 heroes104 items33 chat commands24 quest entriesScript: JASS

Heroes (23)

Brainless dudeDon't click on mePoliceManadrinkerI'm not hungryICQ ManagerThe creator of this mapAnufis' assistantVampireclick on meAnufis' AssistantAnufis' representative.
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Snowy GrannyAnufis' HelperBrainless DudeCreator of this mapSpecial ForcesSorcererLiars Guild' GuildmasterResistance against AnufisAnufis' Representative???Teacher

Chat Commands (33)

-cleandownleftя-дуракя-дуpакя-дурaкя-дуpaкя дуракя дуpакя дурaкя дуpaкя-дyракя-дypакя-дyрaкя-дypaкя дyракя дypакя дyрaкя дypaк-locateupаАa
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AоОoOrightme-nonidiot-autokick-name

Quest Log (F9)

Anufis
Join us (or me since there aren't a lot of people probably) at https://discord.gg/GAswgQc
Typos
If you think that you have found a typo please notify me in discord since this map was translated so it probably has some mistakes in text.
Commands
-name blablabla change your name to blablabla (available starting from level 2) -clean clear the screen from messages about deaths and level changes(available starting from level 3) -locate mark players' locations on minimap (available starting from level 4)
Level 1
Remember! Red is lava. If you stand on lava, you will die. Blue is ice. If you stand on ice, you will freeze to death. YOU HAVE ONLY ONE LIFE! If you die there will be no resurrections. Dark grass is poisonous. Stand on it and you will lose your head. That's how it works. Think first, act later.
Level 2
Here's how these circles work. You enter purple circle - you appear in ANY purple circle in this area. Where you appear will be decided by RNGesus himself! So make sure you pay attention to the color of the circles on lava.
Level 3
How to slide: 1.You can't turn on ice 2. If you start sliding on ice, your character will move in the direction that you chose firsthand. 3. You need to turn before entering ice or your hero won't turn in time and you will turn out in Antarctic. 4. If you fail sliding on ice, you can try it in training mode but you won't be able to finish level after enabling training mode.
Level 4
Fun on ice continues. If you are already here then you know how to slide on ice. If you don't understand how to answer questions in circles, read teacher's advice more carefully. If you forgot a question while thinking, you can return to the circle near the teacher. Why does your character run into lava by himself? Because of naughty children...
Level 5
There is a lot less ice here. There are no bugs in this level, you just need to procure the materials in advance or you will get stuck in lava. If you created a stench near a man-eater, you can remove the stench source, and the ogre won't come out.
Level 1
Why are you on Level 1 again? So you can find out the real meaning of this map. Where should you go? You should have read the message at the start of the game.
Level 6
Not enough money for McDonalds? Try selling poison. This level is rather hard so find some help, although you can beat this level solo. This level is easier if you try to complete it with a friend, or even with 3 friends. Or you can do it solo if you have enough willingness.
Level 7
If you are here then it means that you found someone to help you beat level 6. If you have enough motivation, this level is easy to beat solo, or you can find helpers. If you spend one or two hours, you will surely beat it. So either find a helper or try to stay for 3 seconds on circles.
Level 8
Oh, so you have defeated your first boss? Don't worry, you will see many of them. This level is very easy to complete solo but not everyone believes it.
Level 9
Your generic level of survival, you don't even need to think, just run and don't stop.
Level 10
This level is for relaxation. But don't relax too much or you will surely lose.
Level 11
You can continue to relax. Finally some easy and simple level. There is one place on this level where only Chuck can help you!
Level 12
I don't even know what to say. Stop slacking and quickly complete this level. It's not as fun as Level 11 but it's harder than 11.
Level 13
Are you happy, that you have one more chance to slide on ice? Everything else is simple, easy and logical. However bosses can seem a bit hard for you.
Level 14
Here you will witness RNGesus in all his glory. He will totally make you mad. Oh, don't break your keyboard before getting code for next level.
Level 15
You will have to pray to rngesus because randomness of teleportation circles can even bring you to Level 3.
Level 16
Everything here is intuitive and simple. Oh, and you should have pressed "Right" in that place and not Left.
Level 17
It's impossible to find simpler level (If you know everything already). You need to show ingenuity and dexterity. Oh, and you also need to beat this level!
Level 18
At this level the main thing is to not drop this map. Why? Because it's so simple that it becomes not interesting to play. If you manage to get to bosses, I want to ask you one thing, just throw rocks at them. Did some smartass find empty barrel on this level?
Level 19
There is nothing on this level which you haven't seen. Say hello to easiest boss for me!
Level 20
No data about this level. Why? Because no one has returned back to tell about it. Anyway, it doesn't even exist!
Show all items (85)
PoisonTranquility maskWirt's third legCorpseyHydrochloric acid 1%Warming bootsGlassesSnake's maskSheepThe barrel with explosives.RockMedalNoteStrange stoneStrange SphereTelescopeKey fragmentCursed TalismanBloody KeyA drinkHydrocyanic acid 1%Cooling bootsPotionFire potionRocket bootsVial of nitric acidGlass of CokeCheeseburgerChicken McNuggetsShrimpy McNuggetsBoots for jumpingBoulderJumping BootsHealer's Diary: page 1Horsey WritLubricantDocument from bankMy secretDrakkar NoirFresh WaterCraftily plugged jarRusty pickaxePirates' GoldEmpty BarrelSpecial BootsIce ShardFirewoodWeak Jumping BootsRainproof cloakTrashbagRetard's maskHorn of ElesomethingphantFried succubusHeavy BoulderUnstoppable SkatesHealer's Diary: page 2Scroll of TeleportationHealer's Diary: page 3Healer's Diary: page 4Healer's Diary: page 5Healer's Diary: page 6Healer's Diary: page 7Healer's Diary: page 8Healer's Diary: page 9Healer's Diary: page 10Healer's Diary: page 11Healer's Diary: page 12AmuletAlchemical HandbookTeleport ScrollHandbook of TransformationsHungering AxeRubber GlovesMagical Allcatching GloveRubber BootsMagical Allkicking BootFireballClean SheetBurnt piece of paper.FlamethrowerPoisoned SuccubusMiledyWinter's bootsThrowing StoneMagical bag for carrying bouldersJumping charge

Map Specifications

Terrain Dimensions256 × 256
Playable Area256 × 256
Suggested Players12 recommended
Max Slots12 slots
Size509.48 KB
Script EngineJASS
Graphics ModeSD & HD
Lobbies348

Author's description

Original in-game description by Anufis
Just be careful and you won't lose.