How to be Black TOUCHED

How to be Black 1. Always Eat Chickens - Go to the kids house and steal his fried chickenz - Try to get to the car and escape - Don't get convicted for murder! PROTIP: There's no need to kill kid. Just get the chickenz and jet! Be thorough and use items when necessary!.

How to be Black 2. Shoplifting Is Cool - Avoid contact with people, and don't get hit by the scanner - Collect all 12 items and return to the car PROTIP: Take your time and go one at a time. You wouldn't want other's vision to be blocked if your negro gets aflame!

How to be Black 3. Drug Dealing is how we make money - Find and collect all 3 components - Don't get rocks! - Avoid Cops (they spawn every 10 seconds) - STAY TOGETHER, NIGGERS! - Bring all 3 components to the Factory (top left) to complete the CRACK! - Give the CRACK! to the Centaur in the bottom right PROTIP: About half of the drugs are fake. That doesn't mean they're useless though, since you can always throw them...

How to be Black 4. Yuor A Fkucng Idoit - Copy the nerds - Some nerds give you many answers, some don't give a lot. - Avoid the teacher and nukes... - Try and get 200 answers (Level 2) PROTIP: Try to avoid staying in one spot at a time, else nukes might get you. When you're going for the car, take baby steps...

How to be Black 5. All You Do Is Fuck - Hump WHITE girls and make them pregnant - Avoid black girls! YOU'LL GET AIDS! - Once their pregnant, they'll have a baby, but because you don't have a job you're going to just kill the baby and eat it. - Kill 10 babies - DA PO PO COME PERIODICALLY! TIP: If you only destroy 1 barrel, once the Cops come, they will be trapped because they need atleast 2 barrels to come through.

How to be Black 6. Gang Fight, niggas - Kill the other gangs Headquarters - Survive TIP: Make sure you always a healing ward down, then drop it, so you can make space for another item. Also, what you can do is 1 person tank the guy, while others beat on the building.

How to be Black 7. Keep Runnin' Runnin' - Reach the end - Don't get AIDs TIP: Just take your time. Don't worry about going on to the snow, there are invisible blockers. The only way you can die is by the Black Girls.

How to be Black 8. Senseless Killing - Kill all the white kids - Don't die TIP: This is like Pac-Man, make sure everyone takes a different direction and spread out.

How to be Black 9. White People Massacre - Kill the white lady with your gun TIP: Kill the cop first, then start shooting, that way he won't kil you as your shooting.

How to be Black 10. Greatest Bike Heist in History - Steal the bike and bring it back to the car. TIP: No tips on this one, just run in. Many people will die, but its part of the game, you have to work as a team. Once 1 person dies, the next person goes in and pick up from where he left off.

This map is created 100% from scratch by TheGrandEditor. This map was then edited by HueGXboX, even though TGE retains credit for the original. STORY: This feature was removed due to the amount of failure contained within the plot.